ComeththeMan

淡雅的月亮

note: 2026.
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"Two a shouldn't allowed," I I bar, ice, booze. drunkenly. "Cocktails decisions," agreed, closer. "Thanks, Jodie. What's ones?"

We'd option. "Prosecco, juice, else," I said, a hazy.
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2 T: f+ F" ?. Q$ C/ g* j"Like a bellend, then."

5 b6 O3 q  }/ _8 m; H% z# |7 E  T# }* LI direction. "Excuse me?"
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"What?" innocent, previous, one.

"A bellend?"
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"What's a bellend?"
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"You a bellend."

: E1 w5 f+ J1 D! `: Z"No I didn't. I a bellini."
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"No not. bellend."

"Really?" up. "That doesn't I say."
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& {+ p( H( c6 U7 _"I a 'hairy cunt' ago." again. "Was ago? hour." elastic, fast. I phone, a a pattern.
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3 K3 L* L, b. J( Z% ]"Only train," I commented.
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"Better drinking, then," said, cocktails, alcohol's familiar. "How there?"

; U; m3 l: c( q! g"Fifteen minutes?"

, b- V& i& [: j& x/ i% q: O1 A"Oh, okay, long, then."
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) E" u: L, R" V9 L" n, u"Not long."

"What bar?"
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"Your cunt." grinned. "No, before. date."

"Oh, yeah, 'course. Patrick."
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# ]0 H' \+ C( T' y9 l"You him." head. "Ugh, yes, place. then, date, know, , things, normal."
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) @% ~$ x  y0 c0 `7 A  j& f7 I( w"Right." me. "I a 'but'."
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: U8 P- ^* z6 Y' ]"Of there's a 'but'. men." hands. "No, no, wait, guess. mum."

"Not quite. preferable, actually, out."

4 {  h3 R: V7 Q; s& z"Ouch. bad?"

I nodded. "It wasn't good."

"Hmm." flared, a she'd ago.
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I guess, system. I eye.
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"Well? guess?" head. "Sorry, distracted."

"By what?"

"Someone costume."
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I laughed. "Another date."

) w! E' J4 U# ~/ W2 P- [) ?! p"What? Elvis?"
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"Can imagine? 'Hey baby, I I England, '." impersonation gist. again. "Ew, impersonator."

"Also preferable. Actually, not."
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"Go on, then. do?"

I sighed. "So we're I a
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"
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"Really?"

"I know, much? Anyway, I'm we're I don't drink, skirt, does?"

"What?"
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. X: M; V& ?9 W# v0 J"Fucking

." a revulsion. "Oh God, a cryer."

"Said I 'understood' he'd family. know, I'm sympathetic, I he's hell, it's that."

"You Kalamari."

: j; [. C) K, x( |5 C"No, Sian, I don't a there." a moment. "Right, yes, sorry. again, isn't it?"
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"So, I a dripping, I I could."
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"Are again?"
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"He's a I've ignored." I sigh. "I don't a bloke, honestly, date? can't people?"
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' V/ c; l/ ^2 M) c6 e# g# E! A"You types," commented, again, glass. "I problem. I've a a he's I off."
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$ Q8 d  J% D0 P" X# r"It's tits. can't sex." a arm. "I'd I could. I wouldn't face."
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I glass. I'd fast, now. we'd train. "Right, I that's night. on." too. "So rather: a sex, a golf?"

; r+ g/ o3 W" s2 w7 x. |$ G( e"I'd now, honestly."

"Hmm. too, I think." belongings, (needed trips) street. a wasn't outside. a a effect, though, welcome.

1 I/ M3 @) o2 \( G5 S8 B"There's a ground," I station, downhill.
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"What?"
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* l4 ~  H8 i6 Y6 F$ G! J/ [' M* i"With men. sensitive."

"Yeah. That's like." Sian's ex.
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! ?- u# A, `6 u) f"No wasn't. wasn't sensitive," I argued.
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. S5 Q6 {+ A) }+ q" g$ t# I! x) H"He be, Jodie. a chance."

  j# g3 l7 {4 s# V"He couldn't shoelaces, Sian."
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8 }( z; w+ g. S& s"That him."

7 D' j/ @) H9 z: |( ?We'd I street, a move. a inside, students. Beckfield, them. I wasn't yet, I types.
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+ i! m8 E1 S) Z6 ^"Cobbles," said, I unconsciously stones. side, instead, I recoiled.

"Oops!" said, it. her, a way.

"Fuck!" a I didn't pavement, I there. staggered, weight, upright, lunatics. I me, ground, a sound.

$ @) H* O1 [! X- |7 ^0 Z"Oh shit." I shoe, a thread.
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"Uh oh," said, I her, foot. I balance, I heel, I together, thread, hand.

"Did flats?" me, worried.

6 E0 H/ i, P) C5 @; t" n7 n  Z9 x"No, I didn't."
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+ `6 e3 U" i- h"Me neither." shoe.
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" s) m/ k3 O* k, S7 T3 {"There won't open, there?" asked.
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: ^/ u# B, u, T$ _"It's night, won't be."

9 ~% s7 S5 \7 T; k/ p) }"Can barefoot?"
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I a a beyond. "Nope." a moments, suggest.

"Maybe there's borrow?" suggested.
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! p' G! q- i3 g" L9 i1 pI argue, truth, suggestion, I again. "Mm." looked, evaporated. men.

5 y3 ^: p) D- S/ j; ?8 q$ |4 R"How train?" asked, exactly.

I phone. "Twenty minutes."

"Oh." train, a a a ride, a taxi. I morning, too. there, Sian, ideas. I I I careful, together.

9 y; Y4 o! ~+ B5 u"Maybe I help?" said, we'd passed. a doors, bouncers. youngish, students, other: "Station's way," going.
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0 e5 Q0 {+ P+ W4 a" P  Q"Ey up," said, pavement, up. "We've a here."
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1 Z" B. Y/ b6 w# N2 ]8 z' rI politely. "My heel's broken," I on.
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, c( s5 p+ f7 w3 c6 b"Where going?" asked, I a smile, street.

"The station," said, me.
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, ]! e1 y* i0 k* B6 [/ N"Fancy a ?" me, eye.

% S4 w/ B. _# @' `7 AI laughed, wasn't serious. "Not I dress," I explained,

' c1 C1 w% j! y9 c, r; b: }"Fireman's lift, then?"
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I hadn't changed. didn't piss.

"Are serious?" I him. down. "You don't much. I I you's so."

4 ]# y6 n2 V- c5 R% S, U: n"Never, way," said, head. "She's looks."

I ribs. "Thanks, bestie." performatively. a beneath, I possible. laughed. "Listen, lass, a himself."

+ Y; P9 G' N3 Y% R& v8 N"Fuck off," said, again. "I'm serious, it. here."

"We train," said, a voice. it, apparently, me. I approached, a fireman's lift, crouched, arms. that, a I attitude.
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"Yeah, I I'll train," said, a forward.
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. k5 a0 w4 ^* X  B) {; m"Okay. great," I a voice, warm. a air, steps, up. I neck, arms. didn't problems. steady, me, him, obstacles. I he'd drinking, I on.
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4 I+ I; n$ W5 \$ \+ F" `"I'm James, way," a seconds, a moment. "I a situation."

"Jodie," I him, dry. word, Beckfield, mate. a passersby, a a time. a smile, anyway. himself, honest. I I mortified, course, fun. surprise, this. something... it. he'd asked, I arms, walking. I blushing. a man? a minutes? position, a way, you'd a before... Okay, a thought. soon. me, least. I welcome, we'd barriers, I shoulder.

- ?4 {1 q( h8 u" J! j; I6 r7 @/ U"I'm here," I him.

"You sure?"
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A approached, on, him.

5 w% t" w9 F( T8 V. Z% g+ q3 f( j0 c"Do I a across?" laughed. "I home! I'll you."
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"No, it's fine," I quickly.
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/ E' E+ q' e* s! x3 h+ C"Don't fuss, I'll platform, it's bother," said, tightly. that. waiting, noisily, carriage, a seat.

- I1 F) x0 s) e  A* S/ e: R! I"All set?" I feet. Well, foot.

7 C+ B/ w; z8 e& M, z% X"Should be!" I cheerfully. "You didn't that."
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"Better safe," said, a platform. "Enjoy night."
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"I will. you."

"Bye!" shouted, loud, ear, retreated.
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' P. H2 v5 b7 v+ N# a"Bye," I added, a seats.

2 a/ R5 V, E# R  I"Well him," said, ticket.

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"I train, otherwise."
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"Probably."
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"You a distress, Charming's arms..."
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+ @" V! i6 W) L2 ]; x0 J" y"Shut up." a relief. I I door, feet. I clean. less.
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I I inside, I tap. I'd and, importantly, I'd morning, I hour's system. I a I'd it. room, I remote. complicated, I a low, I nausea. I this, morning. I bedtimes. anyway, you'd anyone. I'd tonight. I with, I tonight. I straightforward, wasn't a labour, who'd feet... a thought. throughout.
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attractive, he'd number, I no? I yes, possibilities me. I bed. type. that, easily, ideas. TV, I wasn't anyway, I hips. knickers, provided. it, I gently, best. I water, it. didn't fade. I a memory. handsome? good? strong... hips, I down, I up, I vibrator. I toy. I button. I sofa, wide, down, I myself. fingers, they'd well, speak. pussy, nicer. I relax, sofa. I needed. James... Well, he'd home. path, laughs, down. we'd threshold, on, down. a respectful, waist, wall, hips, I him. He'd up, wall, gently, go, I anywhere. legs, pussy, clit.

, L0 C# u- t' L0 A  S6 R) BI I I best, now, there. clit, I it, pressure, feet. I'd wall, quickly, me. a he'd knickers, thighs, real, harder. He'd wet, pussy, , neck, me, me. loud, lips. effortless, a experience, wouldn't him. then, respite, I couldn't moment. I'd turn, away, properly, hair, was, a face. He'd hard, now, him. neck, tits. him, them, he'd going, hips, contact. he'd kneel, feet, knickers. I'd thighs, him, he'd waist, me, again. he'd island, wide, properly, I deserved. together, I clit. a fantasy. real, plausible, it. lips, me, kissing, licking, gently... I hard, toy.

2 M: k% b. N, S+ X1 g. q$ T; C7 hHe'd pussy, course, up. Then, moaning, counter, he'd properly, quickly, again, shoulders, stop. of, I'd I wanted, him. He'd up, purposefully, me, deep, me, I imagine. he'd me, me, slow, strokes, tits, I focus. I that, time, deep, rushing. I I it, he'd easily, me, him, arse, I shoulders. he'd that, up, down. body. me, empty. faster, harder, together. skin, him, he'd faster, harder, until, until, until... moaning, shuddering, gasping, cum, a longer, I needed. I vibrator, flexing, resistance. me, shut, cushions. I much. badly. only. deeply, down, I off. I tired, me. I water, go, breathing. I I sofa, sink. tomorrow's problem. shudder. tomorrow. I'd a wreck. I provided, I pyjamas. I James: okay, a wasn't me. I'd again, anyway. a me. didn't spectacularly good, perhaps, I'd 'good'. that. sex, course, I tired, bedroom, down, tight. a I asleep. me. a hero, a it.