ComeththeMan

淡雅的月亮

note: 2026.

"Two a shouldn't allowed," I I bar, ice, booze. drunkenly. "Cocktails decisions," agreed, closer. "Thanks, Jodie. What's ones?"

We'd option. "Prosecco, juice, else," I said, a hazy.

3 q0 S; i# J7 q3 e6 @, O  H"Like a bellend, then."
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I direction. "Excuse me?"
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, n; _- v& l) b3 K- \"What?" innocent, previous, one.

; z3 K" o" `, G6 K6 z' k"A bellend?"

"What's a bellend?"

" G+ q+ `+ y! q"You a bellend."
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6 S( a- y9 \+ B! B: ^"No I didn't. I a bellini."
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"No not. bellend."

"Really?" up. "That doesn't I say."

% T5 B; _: m# ]% z. o& z"I a 'hairy cunt' ago." again. "Was ago? hour." elastic, fast. I phone, a a pattern.
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"Only train," I commented.
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5 j* b7 _  ~  i0 u. _"Better drinking, then," said, cocktails, alcohol's familiar. "How there?"

"Fifteen minutes?"

"Oh, okay, long, then."
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$ j- l  K+ t9 n. L"Not long."

% t% p3 b+ A1 T5 c. e# D"What bar?"
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8 n2 D2 z% \6 W* \9 v& |"Your cunt." grinned. "No, before. date."
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0 T. G4 @4 N9 N"Oh, yeah, 'course. Patrick."
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. N. i" Z. U3 Q"You him." head. "Ugh, yes, place. then, date, know, , things, normal."

+ y8 i2 `2 e6 F0 Q"Right." me. "I a 'but'."
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7 u7 y. a6 Y: @" |- g" P0 M9 p"Of there's a 'but'. men." hands. "No, no, wait, guess. mum."
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"Not quite. preferable, actually, out."

"Ouch. bad?"
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I nodded. "It wasn't good."
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4 I, }$ e& r/ Z& s5 Z3 \/ u7 v' Z"Hmm." flared, a she'd ago.
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* |6 ]. I! l/ p" y  R/ b3 z1 vI guess, system. I eye.

"Well? guess?" head. "Sorry, distracted."

4 L# p* i2 ~5 [, F7 u6 ^0 }/ \" Y: ?/ F) S"By what?"
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"Someone costume."
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0 R2 f5 B% Z* Q, ~# l$ II laughed. "Another date."

+ }  L+ e6 g' R6 f"What? Elvis?"
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"Can imagine? 'Hey baby, I I England, '." impersonation gist. again. "Ew, impersonator."
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"Also preferable. Actually, not."

5 Z/ V* o6 ?9 @# u"Go on, then. do?"
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I sighed. "So we're I a
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"Really?"

1 _# F3 ^$ Q. J  Z% j"I know, much? Anyway, I'm we're I don't drink, skirt, does?"
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; S6 y( d/ a3 x' M9 X"What?"
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" L* m) d: O8 t$ ?"Fucking
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5 _% R' K# u$ u." a revulsion. "Oh God, a cryer."

"Said I 'understood' he'd family. know, I'm sympathetic, I he's hell, it's that."
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"You Kalamari."

5 i- v: O; p$ O* `"No, Sian, I don't a there." a moment. "Right, yes, sorry. again, isn't it?"
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"So, I a dripping, I I could."
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8 r; f4 t! d' k. L"Are again?"
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"He's a I've ignored." I sigh. "I don't a bloke, honestly, date? can't people?"
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"You types," commented, again, glass. "I problem. I've a a he's I off."

0 H0 W7 E. R1 l2 w) S"It's tits. can't sex." a arm. "I'd I could. I wouldn't face."

! H/ _9 C8 N, O) HI glass. I'd fast, now. we'd train. "Right, I that's night. on." too. "So rather: a sex, a golf?"
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, z! d4 C  I) h"I'd now, honestly."
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7 }- R; C+ H2 @, C2 t"Hmm. too, I think." belongings, (needed trips) street. a wasn't outside. a a effect, though, welcome.

"There's a ground," I station, downhill.
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' t1 \  v" j2 W8 n"What?"

"With men. sensitive."
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* z! K. }6 N7 B  o. m" W2 p: W; m* e"Yeah. That's like." Sian's ex.
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"No wasn't. wasn't sensitive," I argued.
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"He be, Jodie. a chance."

& U9 ]% ]* K8 ?9 ?"He couldn't shoelaces, Sian."
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6 N% }2 K. O+ \"That him."
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We'd I street, a move. a inside, students. Beckfield, them. I wasn't yet, I types.

7 X2 i+ [1 k5 r8 M( E/ K9 S$ y7 I"Cobbles," said, I unconsciously stones. side, instead, I recoiled.

: \9 p+ W, x& ?5 V2 U" k* w"Oops!" said, it. her, a way.
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"Fuck!" a I didn't pavement, I there. staggered, weight, upright, lunatics. I me, ground, a sound.

"Oh shit." I shoe, a thread.

, I6 x- a8 [0 s- m- l1 H- O- ^( [5 _"Uh oh," said, I her, foot. I balance, I heel, I together, thread, hand.

"Did flats?" me, worried.
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"No, I didn't."
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' W! o& V2 P$ r% p"Me neither." shoe.
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"There won't open, there?" asked.

"It's night, won't be."
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( x; i- N2 ^2 \7 }: ?+ C. V"Can barefoot?"

I a a beyond. "Nope." a moments, suggest.

"Maybe there's borrow?" suggested.
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I argue, truth, suggestion, I again. "Mm." looked, evaporated. men.

"How train?" asked, exactly.

" @1 a6 ]$ C& F% p8 K0 a3 c# {I phone. "Twenty minutes."
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$ |1 I! N% P4 q0 F"Oh." train, a a a ride, a taxi. I morning, too. there, Sian, ideas. I I I careful, together.

( w8 J, o# K, n8 a/ m3 ?1 a. X"Maybe I help?" said, we'd passed. a doors, bouncers. youngish, students, other: "Station's way," going.
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"Ey up," said, pavement, up. "We've a here."

( t% D: J! a8 BI politely. "My heel's broken," I on.
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"Where going?" asked, I a smile, street.

. j6 P, \2 x9 G' U"The station," said, me.
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"Fancy a ?" me, eye.
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I laughed, wasn't serious. "Not I dress," I explained,
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"Fireman's lift, then?"

I hadn't changed. didn't piss.

"Are serious?" I him. down. "You don't much. I I you's so."

2 i$ p5 D' S1 Y( K6 J"Never, way," said, head. "She's looks."
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) @6 A* G( L9 ?  TI ribs. "Thanks, bestie." performatively. a beneath, I possible. laughed. "Listen, lass, a himself."

"Fuck off," said, again. "I'm serious, it. here."
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"We train," said, a voice. it, apparently, me. I approached, a fireman's lift, crouched, arms. that, a I attitude.

# @9 P% h; V7 {; c& {"Yeah, I I'll train," said, a forward.

/ X2 w, {1 N  u& ]( r" t. G"Okay. great," I a voice, warm. a air, steps, up. I neck, arms. didn't problems. steady, me, him, obstacles. I he'd drinking, I on.
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# k/ C1 T  G  K% l3 z3 G"I'm James, way," a seconds, a moment. "I a situation."
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, b7 k& g8 P; ?"Jodie," I him, dry. word, Beckfield, mate. a passersby, a a time. a smile, anyway. himself, honest. I I mortified, course, fun. surprise, this. something... it. he'd asked, I arms, walking. I blushing. a man? a minutes? position, a way, you'd a before... Okay, a thought. soon. me, least. I welcome, we'd barriers, I shoulder.

"I'm here," I him.

"You sure?"
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) P5 d1 B% J' |A approached, on, him.

"Do I a across?" laughed. "I home! I'll you."

"No, it's fine," I quickly.

8 G; F/ h: m2 {& z3 Z% F0 c"Don't fuss, I'll platform, it's bother," said, tightly. that. waiting, noisily, carriage, a seat.

  M# r. a  R: K4 D. ["All set?" I feet. Well, foot.
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"Should be!" I cheerfully. "You didn't that."

4 p: X) S; @  c6 U* t8 \"Better safe," said, a platform. "Enjoy night."

"I will. you."
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0 h6 |1 n3 E+ N5 \2 o8 _5 D"Bye!" shouted, loud, ear, retreated.
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"Bye," I added, a seats.
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"Well him," said, ticket.

* k1 i' \* o2 ?: K% g5 g"It was," I a voice, it.
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"I train, otherwise."

5 h+ w& g/ X3 @2 z; i! O3 r' c' L"Probably."

& x7 V( e- h2 ]0 ]# s6 T8 l9 Q. v"You a distress, Charming's arms..."

"Shut up." a relief. I I door, feet. I clean. less.
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I I inside, I tap. I'd and, importantly, I'd morning, I hour's system. I a I'd it. room, I remote. complicated, I a low, I nausea. I this, morning. I bedtimes. anyway, you'd anyone. I'd tonight. I with, I tonight. I straightforward, wasn't a labour, who'd feet... a thought. throughout.
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attractive, he'd number, I no? I yes, possibilities me. I bed. type. that, easily, ideas. TV, I wasn't anyway, I hips. knickers, provided. it, I gently, best. I water, it. didn't fade. I a memory. handsome? good? strong... hips, I down, I up, I vibrator. I toy. I button. I sofa, wide, down, I myself. fingers, they'd well, speak. pussy, nicer. I relax, sofa. I needed. James... Well, he'd home. path, laughs, down. we'd threshold, on, down. a respectful, waist, wall, hips, I him. He'd up, wall, gently, go, I anywhere. legs, pussy, clit.
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I I I best, now, there. clit, I it, pressure, feet. I'd wall, quickly, me. a he'd knickers, thighs, real, harder. He'd wet, pussy, , neck, me, me. loud, lips. effortless, a experience, wouldn't him. then, respite, I couldn't moment. I'd turn, away, properly, hair, was, a face. He'd hard, now, him. neck, tits. him, them, he'd going, hips, contact. he'd kneel, feet, knickers. I'd thighs, him, he'd waist, me, again. he'd island, wide, properly, I deserved. together, I clit. a fantasy. real, plausible, it. lips, me, kissing, licking, gently... I hard, toy.

He'd pussy, course, up. Then, moaning, counter, he'd properly, quickly, again, shoulders, stop. of, I'd I wanted, him. He'd up, purposefully, me, deep, me, I imagine. he'd me, me, slow, strokes, tits, I focus. I that, time, deep, rushing. I I it, he'd easily, me, him, arse, I shoulders. he'd that, up, down. body. me, empty. faster, harder, together. skin, him, he'd faster, harder, until, until, until... moaning, shuddering, gasping, cum, a longer, I needed. I vibrator, flexing, resistance. me, shut, cushions. I much. badly. only. deeply, down, I off. I tired, me. I water, go, breathing. I I sofa, sink. tomorrow's problem. shudder. tomorrow. I'd a wreck. I provided, I pyjamas. I James: okay, a wasn't me. I'd again, anyway. a me. didn't spectacularly good, perhaps, I'd 'good'. that. sex, course, I tired, bedroom, down, tight. a I asleep. me. a hero, a it.
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