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& y8 Y. U* a& D$ p( J4 \, @1980. 18. 16 then, then, (even available). a 18 (still 1980's Britain, a however, a 60 a 80) period, you, I 18 25. 1980, catchphrases. Bailey/Cosher a song, (including title). I "see" a "saw," I "saw" throughout. Personally, I better, about.

// a 1980, Porthcawl, Evans. mother's hotel, 1980 there, university. 1981, summer, travel. Griffiths, a three. weeks, her. meant. hadn't he'd hadn't a compliment. option, and, besides, with, husband. question, daughters. mistakes. 8.30 11 Saturday. washing, a a 2 onwards, Park. 4, 11.30 3.50, arrivals. hotel's September. addition, sex. Fortunately, women. families, her. noisy, botherers.
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Finally, subsided, 11.10, bills. that, didn't piss, charged. stage, breakfast. Course. to. staff, A levels, and, effect, term. encouragement, Sian's advice. her. "Waiting waitress? now, time." blushed, allegation. Maureen, boyfriend, a Functions. functions. dry. Jenny, risqué (although Maureen), departed. hotel's functions, Nights, dinners, anniversaries, institutions. affairs, a not, affairs. a a promotion, event. it, a relatives. (who Cardiff) (who lose, ) passes, "room service" wallets. (but a pints), waitress, functions. relationship, wife. a a a a a course, accordingly. Maureen, all, "private functions" returned. opened, a (well, Wales, outside), glasses, entered. a coat. Terry, a a in. them, a saying, "I'm staff, a guest. I manage. I stop." said, "You Carr. you. We'll you."

  B, L& Q" e- d"That's right. you..."

"Sian Griffiths. Williams." laughed, "You I do." Well, a Celtic.
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"One emigrated, I'm "

, Q# g" A& }! o  `) B  J! z6 b"Apparently, I'm , Mother's father. 12.5 Welsh." laughed, startled. paused. "Sian, I I in. I interview?" ladies' room, her. reception. was. a books. glances, disappear, other. said, "Those aren't Moira. Couldn't coat." out, tonight, wasn't a course. her. "Her good, though."

"I'll a it. flirt, coat, walk. You'll from."
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, F4 \/ [9 V7 l) O4 G) n"I haven't her."

; L( e( z: s/ B3 y) S! c8 ~"Sounded a Lawley."
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" t/ q/ M9 m# \1 J"I mean."
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' w8 I0 Y1 l4 k& v- B"Hope slightly." true, didn't that. educated. a week's (who a valley) Wales, a staff. a up.

( O7 z2 l% V" M5 t"That I expected."
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"I there?" counter, pry. said, "She use." couldn't, a herself.

7 h4 V( M6 |, ]2 l"I couldn't coat, a chance...." then, returned, "All I'm can't a cover, Ruth, don't Policemen's tonight."

% L3 R6 g2 O, y( _% a2 @A pause: "You two, it's rooms." day, Dai, predicted. arriving, night. morning, out. before, he'd a (he'd extravagantly), enquiries. a "Mandy". they'd a breakfast. didn't questions. left, said, "No 'Mandy' 'room services." fingers.

8 r5 K/ z* Y; ?6 E"You're identity."

"You're people, Gethin. Still, Maureen. a guest." a point, true. Dai, and, newcomer, a staff. quickly, right. Besides, a school, a toilets. had, end, personally. a joke, earnest. Maureen's that, time, mother's comment. breakfast. that, Maureen's her. all, before, hadn't her. appeared, said. said, "That's Terry. She's a work, us, arrived." harrumphed, said, "She anything. Remember, service, Ruth." red. continued, "There's about, Gethin. staff, she's a Maureen." happened, "uncle" said? cousins. wasn't Dai's relationship, family. Dai's Gethin's or, family, Bampi. him, "Gethin, Jones's lunchtime?" nodded, "Of course, Moira." him, "He's Thomas. guests. I waitresses. We'll course, it'll us."

( u& R0 n: P- L1 o* i& Y3 JA pause, "You shouldn't anything, Gethin, a a forever. I've ardently, boyfriend. a signal, man. don't bar." left, said, "Well, that's Dai, it's job's her. You'll goes." later, "Terry" (or "Mandy"?) lust. a glasses, a blonde, legs, a curvy, tits. heels, 5'11". 5'7'' reality. a a blouse. However, advisable, escape, skimpy, supportive, seen. around. said, "Moira, objection, I Willing, I friends." said, "Sorry?"
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" M5 I) q; m. ]: _! v"Nabbed a film. Well, I film. I don't fans, safe."
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( Y) P* {0 k8 G"What?" Moira, reference. reference, couldn't a was, best, be. (he a impression). Instinctively, (he broadened). replied. "I won't I a I'll a midships. Moira, I them. However, cleaning, I stains." a him. today. juice, melon, cocktail, (a a theory, Porthcawl), gateau. (actually Sian's husband's Sian's Gelato, Giuseppe). a Whippy.
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* J: `! L/ u8 v  E' wHe'd begin, minutes, arriving. a wine, G&Ts women, Guinness, on. 65, tired. family, a work. taken, else's, "Matilda's" entrance. a goer. a behind. he'd morning.

"Matilda" (soon "Titty" boy, William) else. up. didn't "Titty" laugh.
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$ w1 v; y' J, ZWilliam's funny, he'd a lemon. cleavage.
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+ Q/ R4 [9 w7 L7 O, u+ @! J"Will, behave...."
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"Titty" responded, "Don't father, Wyn," accent. didn't 15. bar, "the hussy." "Titty", a drink. them, water. G&Ts guests, "Titty" 50 cash.
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Later, served, disappeared. later, shouted, "Bring cake, Doris," a cake, a pervert's a uniform. William, hips. tits, outfit, "Happy Birthday" a trousers. "uniform" bum, song, cheeks, marks. legs, so.

9 E; f; v3 H# [8 J, wMeanwhile, "Titty" William's slice. William's lap, them, (but instamatics). weren't "Phyllis Doris." do. "Terry" uniform, a her. stone. 7.30, out. a cassette, songs, Potter's Heaven. watched, floor. 5, a her. 5.30, Moira, "I didn't funny."

"William Swansea."

6 r% X* [$ _2 d  K"Ryan who?"
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"Welsh comedy. a a 70s "Ryan Ronnie." "Don't Father" "Brazen Hussy" programme, catchphrases.

"Oh."

- r' @/ u, ~3 t# T; c* r"Think a Ronnies."

1 Y  k: E. i/ G9 \5 [; D" X/ x"Hard imagine."

"It's comparison. Anyway, joke, girl. I myself, I well, a setup. Terry, a on. son, Wyn, a a arse, a family."
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1 A( m  i$ u8 g9 P"And didn't mind?"
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"She a firm, again, didn't woman. with, you'd him, you'd fondle." sceptical, said, "Everyone fun. otherwise, a Hotel."

"And Terry?"

2 n4 H- h8 E3 G5 d  ~"Terry a £20 drink, wages. didn't didn't to, occasion. I there, uniform."
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! u. k, U: j% d" i4 }8 Q"But doesn't tips?"

) a" h+ n0 l. u# ^) Z7 u"Not afternoon."
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"Why not?"
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"Because dress, tits, public, beast. She's she's don't up."
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: i" t* ?3 c* _, A: {2 [Well, that, enough. to. eye, "William pits, that. I ago, I here, a a man. I'm young, 10 a a a a him. him, friends, man. today." nodded. sighed, "She age, I don't career." him, "What her?"

, t7 x! o% G1 m9 V  ?0 M: |"She's Jenny."
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"Book least. she's muck, can't she's me. didn't customers, well. a it?"
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"I don't so, Moira. Can't yet." it, maybe, didn't posh.

$ o, m% D) p8 b" T4 B- Q"Well, good. a it. it." "Terry" room, again. noticeable, herself. muckiness. She'd Arnold, service, men. Terry. cash? a day, finished. "Titty Willing" well, had, pyjamas. a sex. didn't he'd school, country. Mothers, grannies, fine, age. behalf. a woman, them, them, slag. a a wasn't more, then, a didn't him. a Maureen. women, them. (Ruth particular), a do. that, a boss, worse, sacked.
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Besides, university. a one, couldn't a be.

7 H+ J; J. M1 |* e( _( i# k: dTerry, however, different. a month, single, intelligent. a guilty. her. marinate. stay. before. Still, done. later, Sian. morning, room, a with. occasions, "Terry" yesterday. a hoot. dinner. attractiveness trousers. sighed, "Young Gethin, a month."
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. {. H: Z8 p" F8 W! d8 _$ q"Why? I don't seriously."
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+ ?8 m# i8 q" m( K. f  `6 U2 p"Rumour Ronald. didn't price, greedy."
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"The game?"

8 k/ C+ i/ l2 e1 a0 A5 t3 S"Maureen a man, and, a time, 'boyfriend' man. embarrassment man's bearer."

"Oh. me?"

"Moira Game, to."
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A pause, "It Ronald's anyway. year, didn't problem."
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% p( D8 V# B6 g$ }4 w"How out?"
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" q9 q: X. Q, h5 D: G"Tried man. A Bampi's sons."

1 }8 H+ K/ U& j7 S3 X/ V"From I've told, that's valleys."
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6 a7 p& m9 N( C5 h" t- h& H"Many a word...."
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Gethin's , (AKA Bampi), childhood, own. a tree, staggering. Thomas's Taffia. slight, a Taffia, a mob. a organisation, celebration. August, a Thomas's 80th attendance.

0 z" |- M- a/ d7 n/ [. [0 j9 a' ~Sian's correct. over, office, sitting. clothing. said, "I've Dai, Da, Gethin. a and, be, Terry's boyfriend. row."
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5 b: R2 j9 X9 z! J0 _+ j# [* W"But..."

; ?4 B) ~' m1 @, O0 E"You shouldn't yesterday. It's a room, I'd to, I a boyfriend. doesn't won't him, you." nodded, "The me. Gethin. I'm you're a man, I protector, Springsteen, 'you look, you'd touch.' Well, permission." paused, "Moira, we've other, met, etc. we've out?"
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; A* q& {8 I- r( r! O"Of course." lunch, staff, a Terry. Apparently, 5 (weather permitting). Ruth, he'd boyfriend. man, enough. Besides, a a times, boyfriend. said, "Be Terry." him, perfume. him.
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"Why? straightforward enough."
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"She's Maureen."
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' T, R3 J# c. W$ M, ~8 @"Really? that?"

2 ?$ ~+ e4 E* h- A"Women do. She's Maureen. wiles. story." concern: "I'll out. warning." door. a small, (there a ceiling), a a book. said, "Hello, Gethin. It's over. talk? I've a look." wasn't that. First, him, didn't second, upsides. "If don't mind?"

"Can't myself, I suntan. Besides, a a scholar."

"They do?"

"Ruth you. She's a Coat. you're Jeffrey? I'm it's you're tall. She's right." didn't references, school. lotion, fingers.

"You me?"

( T; @) `+ o6 z, }"Moira idea, it's a boyfriend. doesn't girlfriend? You're pimp. I don't Bear." holidays. dangerous.

"I mean. So, suggest?"
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+ ^* K1 m* t1 y$ v' M8 G% ~2 r"How I'm a a cousins? I Dogs, fete. themselves."

* @! g/ X4 Q& v+ G. b"Straw Dogs?"

5 E' N8 ?2 z0 G! R"I don't a a night."

"Eh?"

/ H1 @. `/ s: R# I. V; s% n! W  z"I'm " A pause, "Well, I well, few." used, responding. "Only joking." a accent. him, eyebrow. time.

"Seriously, I Emanuelle. more, extras. most, I interrupted. doubt, I audience. most."

"I way."
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% s. N0 U; n6 f: n$ {( S& U"Between me, I aid. score, line."
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) G" g7 F4 O, S1 M7 b' U! J+ T0 ~"What you're wrong?"

"Moira a confrontation." wouldn't up. said, "Gethin, a gentleman, well? harder." a body, wasn't groin. a matters. didn't a principle. said, "I'll a you. I've I'm a taxi, I I of. I station."
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+ o7 i0 L( ]' y0 T2 p& ]" T* c" I I understand."
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3 p# ~' l4 g6 s9 u" W"I'll a I've done." a voice.

! x. Q3 w( W3 @) I8 l" e"He Marxist." that.

: s- n# ?+ h( v1 z2 i"The I story. I hadn't I it."

; d& o, i9 u4 h/ m: ]! A: X"I I younger, I Swallows. up?"

6 o+ J; z( @( V5 b9 n1 A"Probably. all, Roger, ship's boy."
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2 r  r" z2 d+ v$ A- L6 [, J"Bugger, wasn't Pugwash."
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. M& L( I) ^3 L, }, ~"You that, response. that, thighs?"
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/ J* H6 ?) I: Q% o7 e7 W"Are certain?"
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, z! M. g& I2 A/ T. w- h- ]"I wouldn't otherwise." lotion. well, let's honest, her.

"If a cousin, father's side."

  U2 e& M( q* A4 G4 T, S"Presume he's parent?"

. {2 {6 E! a  ^7 K: k"Quite. Also, huge." sigh. "Look, Gethin, I me, up, sin. I'm isn't a you, well, yet."

"How I that?"

"I don't Willing, I don't complications Terry." said, "So you're a you're Willing."

"That's story, I'm it."

8 z% c) d% X; V3 i0 B2 p5 BA later, said, "I don't arse, don't canal." that. "Your command." her. said, "not yet" "no" sex. Ruth's fears, a her.

. ~4 T3 Y: G- l" M' z3 Fstory, downstairs, revisions. morning, a Ruth. laughed, thoughtful. Terry, himself. "Ruth, can't hasn't warning." days, functions, dos. "Terry" education. group. "Terry" (or, evening, Spanker) a (including jodhpurs, boots, a hat, a blouse), a a a crop. knee, crop. morning, rush. genuine, wasn't there.
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- v1 C( k' C6 F- i5 |- e! i6 m% j% vSomehow, a children. it, dubious. out, birth. "Men a squeamish. out, can't a sight. I a scream, I wouldn't him." point, said, "Frankly, I it's conception." disapproved.

/ `1 w& h$ ^. LTerry, trousers, said, "Hello, Gethin. today's lunch." kept, as, up, suggestively. knees, legs, menus. She'd choices, attention. her. father's magazines. didn't Cadbury's words. menus, him. "Let's tie." space, face, belt, buckle. back, huskily, "Is me?" side, mutter, "Duw, it's hard." groin. Ruth's slack. Bother, he'd Sian, Ruth, a evidence. word, 14. then, office, said, "There's you."

A pause, "By way, forms, Carr."
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Well, that, concerned, him. it. said, "Gethin Terry, a word. Ruth, I elsewhere." departed, door, giggles. holiday. Functions. a council, a report. left, said, "Terry a roof." roof, a wallpaper, a bikini. said, Wales, out. sunglasses. "Sorry morning, cow, Maureen, a boy, a snob, a didn't flirtations. I couldn't a wrong. I you're good." paused, "By way, around."
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"Sorry?"

; D1 X& j4 ^3 v9 v- u1 z( N"You pleasure. Besides, I out, I don't haven't red." didn't encouragement. nipples. body. said, "I Rome." wanks. groaned. said, "Public a common. Python's Brian." tongue. herself. he'd tits, heavier. minutes, said, "I'm a play, you're a learner. you."

"Really?"

"Lie walking. I'm concerned, kissing." trapdoor, it. down, shorts. left. smiled, "I was, I underestimated width." dick, it. erect, a ejaculate. him. "Don't worry, again." over, a Kleenex, up. right.

; J9 u4 d; I, C' o: N) b7 \  M"You I Porthcawl." Well, that, a a building. a minutes, "I've hands." later, a face.
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0 L5 A( _' p9 v9 q4 d7 F"Terry, I you?"

# M4 C, b+ i! x: I" s! P"Wrong question. a me."
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A beat, "Oddly enough, yes."
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8 A9 i/ q; G% G. X) v+ @"Am I a woman?"
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"No, you'll careful. Don't worry, I've sorry, it."
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3 B' c- {/ C- z* N/ U! g1 a* r% e"You're that."
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"With a practice, I boyfriend. me, course, a woman."

0 ]- K) h  c/ h"Why you?"

6 |; U, z3 o% ["Don't stupid. I'm you. I that, that. else, me, men." paused, "Above all, birthday?"
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"What?"

. S; V" y5 \/ K' @: Y4 R6 O  j"I a a one, I audition. I Jenny, I I frontrunner. particular, I room, I ostentatiously happened."

"Don't mind?"

"I'm a virgin, I Bampi. I Pride. Besides, hotel, doesn't I anyway."

1 ~+ h) l0 Z/ w3 a# ~/ S! A' D6 O"Gethin" a time. continued, "I him. else, Wales, a , Crabtree?"

"I a Roof, who's Crabtree?"
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  A" i0 h; Z+ I9 n- W"You've Hello, that."
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"Only occasionally."

4 E# s$ y- P. Y5 q+ B1 W"Shirley Daddy. I'm isn't women." wrestling. "No, he's Dai's build. younger. a he's family, I know, he's a despot." A this, honestly, him. relax. added, "I'll I've I know." wasn't hadn't his. morning, sunny, 10.30 12, back, thighs, tits, day's evening's. stroke, them. (although close). afternoon, content. a redhead, 5 5 tall. stride. finger.

4 |" m  ~; h( J2 i, OUnsurprisingly, events, fiddle. Still, Bampi. night, a Bampi's 80th celebrations. Well, Gethin's (and Wales). youngest, 50 60. a hotel, Ma's representative. lunchtime, Sian. Apparently, a Wales. food. hairdresser's usual. a corset. distaste, Cockin. hadn't it, (or In). end, a Jones. straddled. time, William, Da. watched, a her. morning, a drive. on, said, "Rupert, you've year, I wages, happens, Durham, them. now."
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3 B7 O2 U6 h7 K) x  g"I I'd OK, well."
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"We advantages. a adapt, Taffia." paused. "Your a morning, a Dictaphone. I won't automatically seconds" accent: "I badly. However, don't security."
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A pause, "With contraception a front, woman. don't liberated." that.

"You're women, them. carefully. I a a here, a "Summer Loving" that. doubts, Sian." tape, "The on, I wouldn't mother." again, continued, "Rupert, you. tintabulation. Ruth, a respect. experienced. her, it's her, a generously. both, discreet." nervously. "Well, she's bit. tintabulation ears." paused, "Your guessed, didn't, me, there, a her. night, Mother's a a 80th bash. accepted, significantly him. night, a service."

"Are she's him?"

2 L6 h; K. x% w7 k; D"She's she'll good. Man. night, best." paused, "Frankly, I've years, I've I career. money, I'm stone." £50 fivers. "This a her." wide. said, "Rupert, I respect. woman. I'm mother. conversation." did, however, a 24 gifts. "It's scout, a who's inclined." a song, song, "Poisoning Park". afternoon, left, a a maid's costume. problems, curiously, waitress. a Ruth. him. up.
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+ X7 \9 t0 Q& Q* D0 S! I5 `He'd him. "Your I it."
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"Please do."

"Ruth boyfriend. it, but, her, on. him. a down, it's she's Ian. Well, a boring." chuckled. it, months.
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"However, least, I a you. Remember, she's course."
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"Are me?"
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. c9 t1 {" H8 O" p"She couldn't codpiece, you."
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9 K3 K6 J% x8 G- ], w9 B' J  R"But isn't woman."

"She isn't, is. they're are, opposite"
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$ f3 p4 n- {. l8 z) I"What I it?"

"Your call, I a whirl. She's aren't a proposition. a university. other. doesn't her, affectionately."

"Really?"
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  _4 M+ Q+ z' s; j* [8 o"It a Ruth's to. Terry, bed, she's price."

"What?"

"That's eyes, a jobs. fantasy, won't harm."

"And Terry?"

"I her, don't her. a fling, cool."

"You her?"
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2 N) k- p. Q- {+ n3 X0 B"She I'd seventeen. I wasn't a job, I'd a wasn't a risk."

* S) b( w& O0 q$ c! {. \' FA pause, "She I morons. feeling."
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"Oh."
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"If advice, don't knight. won't you. her, her, do."
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"It her."

& E4 A; P* `+ q' ]9 d( E3 \4 y"She I know." nodded. uncomfortable mother, a chameleon. a he'd a voice, and, occasions, valleys. Also, he'd builder. him. "It's a day, isn't hours." topless, her. lotion.
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"I you've I "
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"Yes. I well."
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  Y  }8 ~! k9 t, T8 A"Look, I'm stupid. I night, it, a playacting. I you've Ian?"

2 }& Z0 e; E+ Y# O5 T; i2 }; f2 M"Yes."
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# Z$ q& N4 L3 s$ A2 D( d. B% c"Let's point. you."

"I know, but...."
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. ~  C$ K$ Z- D$ \# l! @& j! A* i7 A"Just you. a hadn't Ian, summer. him."

. E+ |9 G, s) i"Why?"

"It's a fling."

"Sian same."
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* S# Y. o% A$ G"Clever lucky." hand. said, "Anyway, let's Ruth. you're her, action. a before?"

' q2 Y2 \- R) h& P; h"Not really."
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! X- C% h+ ~, W1 w+ Q& L0 R* m! x"For a tenner, I a entry."

, f! [) M! [, ]' C"What?"

"Well, I'm friends, lotion. Hell, a him, a hand." she'd night.
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"However, a Dickus. Well, women. intimacy, I a quo. Don't worry, ' good."

+ f, [1 L+ X# T( U+ |2 E0 }* L"I don't a...."
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"Tart, hooker, whore, prostitute, night, escort, slut."
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"That wasn't I meant."
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"If Ruth, you'd you. She's I do. her, boarded."
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A pause: "Unless don't proceedings."

9 f5 K4 d6 F' t7 W) @"Of I care. I you're intellectually, I don't you."

"You're me. Hell, I'm a I I be, I'll myself." said, "I a friend, I'm uncomfortable like...." word. Eventually, "Good Girl."
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% Q7 ?7 D# l' W6 A"It out. a man, I land. other's me, me, don't a affair. I I man, I'm down, a been, other?"

Well, a convinced. fivers. said, "You won't doesn't curtains", off. later, it, year. £40 father's lessons.
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First, it. problems. fingers, a fingers, dick's width. better, gasping, breathing, tensing, a learner.

She'd people's maul. legs. enthusiastically investigating vagina, vagina, thighs. like, regularly. was, though, a tongue, fucking. vagina. Ma, given, a other, complications. shoulders, her. shudder, harder. orgasm? ejaculating. a fuck, Hotel. a start, down, besides, Wales, drizzling. night, a club's a a a room. 25 70, forties/early fifties. 20 50 standing. a drink. him, "Terry" tonight. "Terry" a shirt. Apparently, team's colours. with, course, dessert. didn't beer, tonight. (pronounced "Have a") wouldn't joke, did, literally. "Ava", way. a accent. functions, a pseudonym. a tart? finger, her. her. her, uncomfortable, laughing. member, captain's father. a he'd before. gulped. said, "I've doesn't a fun, it."
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"A fun?"
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1 O7 t) r7 z' j& y2 P  R+ x/ I& V"Fondling a fine, 50p a not."
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5 W& X: {* B- \2 i4 V"Oh." expecting.
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"I've 'Ava' is. I'm that." course, annex. vomited, a bed. back, asked, "Are ?"

"Yes."
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& l1 ]0 U) ^) a"I he'd a Bampi's relatives, wouldn't on."

8 {' c$ ?6 K/ I* a$ gFuck, he'd imagined?
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0 H. e* n( a5 b% J' a" ]+ |"She and, don't piss, she's a laugh."

  w9 A( L& u9 ^, _' t9 {" b"Have ever...."
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4 K# }/ H# e$ j2 p1 |"Known odd. course, it...." He'd Terry/Ava Moira.

"I that. don't mind..."

- C# \! y4 e7 E7 m5 `8 @"Provided I protector, keeper." him, "Did January? Aren't Farquharson?"
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2 m# d1 `+ l7 U. ]  H3 ]"Yes wait, brother?" a world. a victory.
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+ e( B! m) b' @8 V3 c  z# V' D"That's right. He's I was. I'm Geraint, way." game, mother's summer. Farquharson. meal, asked, "Why don't a you've night? don't mind, didn't harm." Moira, "That's fine. don't back. Sian's tonight, you." Ava/Terry Geraint's hitchhikers. welcoming, a player. a cliché, bar. gatherings, a voice. a ale, part. surprise, words, bar. them, "Ava" incident. "Ava" her. Geraint. "Did see, see, a before."

  e& a( L: w3 I6 b0 J: u4 W8 J, over, a serious. said, "Tell here." told, returned, "Terry" man, chest. shouted, "Sing Elephant." obeyed, it. She'd obviously, him, a tune. He'd " " instead, knuckle.
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"Nellie trunk, circus, a trump, Trump, trump, trump." hands. Actually, Elephant. a Trump, Trump, trousers. later, arrived. Later, situations, quickly. arrived, alive, Terry. ambulance. friend, bed. a them. "Ava" glasses. them, smile. said, "I don't smoke, a smoker..." a cigarettes, one, a lighter.

$ {* m6 s7 f4 [- _: T( n: W# ^"Thanks." shaking. waist, didn't resist. said. "The survive, did, doesn't, best."

"You're right. It's just...."
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"What?"

"I quickly. down, I first. all, I coming."
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"The what?!" Gethin. "Crawshay die, a coffin." a heart. said, "But a knocking." singing, "Crawshay Bailey, joking." her, laughed. He'd a tension, earshot. occasion. cigarette, "I a snog, a quid." her. instinctively squeezed. waist. said, "Geraint, hospital. fine."
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A pause, "Look, night. won't a problem. hospital." shrugged, "It's I expecting. Geraint, drink?"

A pause, "Any this?" Sian. Terry, "Look, it's here, I can't Mail."

6 b) K$ @, g4 P"There a I don't I summer." said, "I didn't know."
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"No does. Well, three." said, "I ambulancemen."

"Really?"
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"Yes." said, "No end, I unhappy." a family? something. nodded. "Thanks." Dai, returned, "Ava" arse. leave, over, stay.
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"I a room. well." her, orgy? said, "After earlier, I'm shaken. I won't hours, I company." them. "I'll makeup. I'll minutes." left, pints. said, "I £50 Morris's life, didn't a a a she'd meal."
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A pause: "She didn't a a didn't boast. Gethin, she's for?"

) a5 [+ \" R! b* z6 x7 @% a"Well, let's £50 us." didn't (or a plucked).
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& U. d1 ^+ S+ J; P: G/ C- v// (Aka Ava, Titty, Lettice, Mandy, names) September. week. summer. hadn't a autumn. Gethin's father, Dai, family, Bampi's a bang. involve. He'd unlikely, happen, a strain. However, man's wasn't a snored. morning, returned, breakfast, Gethin's "Terry's" G R Government. cool.
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"I a breath. you're son, it's necessary. I score. I'm him." her, "I score. books, I I a Moira, Dai, husband, can't. might."

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"If 1910, I a a sex."
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Well, she'd a Gethin's free, offer, she'd a it. a time.

"Just Wimsey's uncle." laughed. "The Delagardie. understands. I it's you. It's you're dangerous." hadn't reference, name.
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& t" |' `, r3 N5 i* W"I'm amateur, a woman, I'll out."

"I a lover. I oats. Unfortunately, father's length. it. I'd with." started, a £20 rendered. a £50 £20 and/or PorthMor. £50 training, intercourse.

Intriguingly, a £100 Pandora's Box. a Bampi's grandsons, a stepfather.

Apparently, left. mother, stepfather, siblings, boyfriend. Pandora's a knobhead, stepfather.
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Anyway, let's events. Ruth. Sian's Hussy, difficult. a a didn't her, foreplay. afternoon, fuck. hadn't before, Pandora. Gethin's thicker. fearful. her. wouldn't her, Gethin's her. offence, Gethin's a investigated. "Terry's" hide, life. word, 60th her. details, suggestive. audience, instamatics, a her.

Well, now. She'd men's Gethin's a Bampi. else, that, term, A a two. ago, Moira's Sian's call, merits. behind. a dangerous. a behind. access. She'd a consecutively (but simultaneously) a summer.

"Showtime," herself. a handbag.
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' |' w7 Q; e3 T1 G, Y% E// "Ava" returned, a coat. a a arse. wasn't a a belt. colour. He'd a disco. glances. "It's a tonight," Geraint. wine, for. her. Sian, Geraint's annex.

Soon, bed. "Ava Goodtime" a each, a wine.

$ D" \8 z) w9 T"Ava" groins.
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"Geraint, I said, I'd £50, I don't a being. I a apology." Geraint's jobs.

( z$ ~2 ^8 [/ }9 m0 j"Frankly, I haven't a a man's are." him. Ava.
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/ ?% ^* a% ?  G: D6 C' `* ~"I'm a £50, don't it. I now, Geraint, I Gethin, I girlfriend. talks." didn't a girlfriend, Ruth, a here. nodded.

! `+ [( t% k+ I; N2 i"By way, me, doesn't cheating, condoms. I'll yourselves. agree, off." startled, whispered, "I'm it, condition. talk, I boasting. didn't hand."

"I'll talk. I drink, I didn't her."

"We won't cheating...."
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"No, I'm it." didn't status. off, suit.

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! b: M8 K( L% ~& }( ^Embarrassingly, other's dicks. wasn't it, a tape. said, "Do it's practical?"
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) t. R; T% {6 l7 V, b# Y- U"I'm a go. We'll it." said, "I'll £25 now, over."
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  l) B1 z$ E, L8 o"Change over..." A pause, "I it."

"That's a yours." banter. Besides, players. whispered, "Seriously, us."
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"I mean."
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"Ava" said, men, "I Records." replied, "I don't children's hours." laughed. 1. surprise, "Ava" foreplay, tandem. cunt. each, them. a a a rodeo, bed.

4 j5 f0 h9 f) S: w! p  R' A"Ava" out, tits. minutes, said, "I'm action. Let's a remember. Geraint, first, I'll a job." meant. added, "I'm pill. it's a Johnny. I'll I'm them." bemused. He'd a before, a roast. Soon, "Ava" knees. "Gethin, tits. Geraint, arse." her, a her. head, mouth. "Ava's " roast. "Ava" Gethin's mouth, "Ava" dicks. forth, Geraint's vagina. bedclothes, her. he'd day, lasted. Certainly, first, that, Gethin's mouth. head, correction. all, bed, they'd Morris's room, didn't couldn't mess. minute, himself. "Ava" up, other. whispered, "Are don't girlfriend?"

+ [  m0 T# N7 V6 z: s6 @2 w"Ava Goodtime" returned. "I well."

//
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6 ^+ K. Y8 \5 R6 ~0 J3 {; x8 \"Terry/Ava" two. far, good, "knew" a whore, didn't time. end, her, screaming. She'd a once. Geraint's dick, Rupert/Gethin a her. stop, her. a washing. man, penetration. a woman, stockings. bathroom, said, "Change ends?" £25 bed. a honesty: "I'll I can, don't I'm Lovelace. I'm trying, me." Rupert/Gethin. Clearly, him. "Understood."
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$ l, g; k, f+ ?- m9 y  K! {1 e"Geraint, a condom. Gethin, I you've been, I'm pill. I've I bonked. want." said, "I I me. Gethin, I arse, me. Geraint, tits.

// belt. He'd in, "Ava" two. time. action. vagina. her. good. in. him. "Ava" proceedings. arse, her, shock, on. Well, well. say, "Let I'm you." nodded, Geraint's mouth. Still, enthusiastically, anything, increased. hand. Geraint's eye. a hand, it. "Eiffel Tower" joke. thrust, cunt, Geraint's throat. 70 pain. Geraint's mouth. Well, time, work. instinctively (at gentle) them. head.
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- d5 H1 Y+ b) T$ m) C( uSoon, 90 ends, red. point, themselves. simultaneously, her. shuddered, bed. far? relief, continued. minutes, simultaneously. a virgin, again. bed, heavily. "Ava" announced, "I, one, out." laughed, minutes, Guinness. couldn't sing, "Dedication." in, "If best, rest, dedication's need."
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"Ava" "It's bed, Zebedee." "Boiinng." continued, "Well, we've roundabout, it's straight." a she'd her, hotel. asked, a drinks.
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8 q5 @8 |9 I7 D"Don't worry, Gwidhw. me. They'd I gay." coat, view, annex. "Follow Sian." Terry, Ava.
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, s0 d' x( W0 ]* t+ M1 x4 @, asaid, "Someone's a evening."
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"The drunk, Sian. there'd there, happened. I'd I'm tomorrow. empties."

7 }3 Y: Q# p6 F* a  G3 m& V5 \"Nos dah, Terry,"
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2 u  r7 u  J( t"Frathu." laughed, "Who from?
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8 g! N' N3 R2 ^$ [5 _( e- N"There a phonetics. I " left, behind, explained, "Gethin, 'don't bite.' PorthMor." a tone, said, "You Ruth's benefit?"
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"What?"

"I tonight, a woman."
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